There Will Be BLOOD!

Turkey day part 1 went down without a hitch but that also might be because I was simply a guest bringing a cake.  Nothing dangerous to worry about there.  We had such a good time with his family and playing Balderdash with his sisters and cousins was a blast!

Fastforward to yesterday at my mom’s house and we get a bit of a different story.  Brie is a cheese with a wax that can be removed so the cheese can be baked and results in a wonderful melty pot of heaven.  Removing the wax from a wheel of brie is no longer my job I’m guessing since the knife I was using didn’t like the idea of a quiet family holiday but instead had its mind set on bloodshed.  Yep.  Nothing like a holiday trip to get stitches.  At least the physician assistant that put humpty back together was fun to talk to.  Granted, I can’t like her too much since I was only given a script for some antibiotics and nothing to help with the throbbing I was experiencing.  Oh well.

I’m interested to see how much nerve damage I end up with after it is all healed.  I was changing my bandage today and noticed that there is a decent sized area that has lost feeling.  Could be fun.  So it goes.  At least I can still say that I’ve never broken anything… although maybe if I had broken something instead I would have good meds in my possession.

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No that isn’t a vat of blood… it’s Betadine.

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Just Bags of Guts

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With all the strain that the tensions in Ferguson are causing near and far I would like to take a moment to remind everyone that we are all the same with just a few minor variances.  No matter our backgrounds, bank balances, education levels, family history, traumas, hopes, dreams, or memories: we are all the sum of millions of cells making up tissues which in turn make up organs and ultimately a body.  We are all the same bag of guts really.  It is the same spark of humanity we all carry.  So why would one bag of guts hate another bag of guts so much that they would intentionally inflict harm upon them?  I know that it is hard to remember that we are all the same especially when it comes to such a passionate issue as fairness.  Because that’s really what I see when I watch the news lately and it’s not just in Ferguson.

One person is killed in a carjacking… why?  Because the vandal didn’t think it was fair that the victim had something he wanted so he took it.  A building gets burned down in an arson… why?  Because the owner didn’t think it was fair that he pays so much for insurance on the building yet his bank account isn’t as full as he would like.  On Friday there will inevitably be news about fights breaking out in stores… why?  Because someone grabbed the last barbie/video game/insert-random-material-object-here as another person reached for it.

In this time of giving thanks remember to be thankful for your struggles as well as the blessings.  It is the battles we all fight, both big and small, that make us stronger and thrive.  I know this is a strange message but I feel that it is one that we all need to be reminded of from time to time.  That being said I wish happiness on everyone today and for the future.

Shhh Don’t Tell ~OR~ Bah F’ing Humbug

 

Yes, I took this pic. Go see.

I’m a firm believer that all of the holiday songs should wait patiently until after Thanksgiving passes to poke their little heads out.  I know I’m not the only one in on this.  Seriously, when did Christmas start in October?

With that being said know that I sing.  A. LOT.  Usually to myself but if you see me rocking out in the car that’s not me… I have a socially impaired twin.  I have to admit that I found myself driving home from work early last week with the radio on scan because there really wasn’t much on my programed stations.  When all of a sudden I started singing.

To what?

Yup, I like Elvis.  “But Christmas songs before Turkey day,” you say?!?

The King made me do it.  I blame him.

Now, if you’ll excuse me… I need to find me a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

In the words of Rachael Ray "YUM-O"!